Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML
Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I ran home because a guy I had never seen before got off the bus at the same time as me, and followed me almost all the way home. I was crying for my mom to call the police but my brother just snorted at me, because, “Only pretty girls have stalkers.” I wish I was an only child. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I saw a little boy wandering in the supermarket looking lost and distraught. I gently put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Hey buddy, where’s your mommy?” He screamed, “STRANGER DANGER!” and kicked me in the shin. His actual mom wandered over from the cheese section, gave me a dirty look, and walked off. FML.
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, I was crying after a bad day at work. As I walked down the street, a young boy in a minivan tried to get my attention. He kept saying, "Hi, hi, please wave!" in a sad voice. When I politely waved at him, I saw a group of kids in the van giggling hysterically and taking pictures of me. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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kenjiisown 1
maybe you should stop using that voice
ohrlynow 9
Maybe what you consider your "sweet" voice actually sounds more like a "I'm-going-to-take-you-home-and-devour-you" voice? If that was the case, I'd run too.
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Comments (96)
kenjiisown 1
maybe you should stop using that voice
miss101 3
maybe she should stop using that face.
ImARobotBeep 0
^^^ I laugh at that.
boomsl4ng 11
or maybe, just shave? =p
PizzaGuy11 0
C-C-C-CHAIN BREAKERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
dustandashes 0
lol u must be intimidating
cole86 0
way to stuck it to de kids!!
syddyb 0
My gym teacher is intimidatig. 0_0
syddyb 0
*intimidating oops
kenjiisown 1
Nice picture.
cole86 0
how'd I get moderated? all I said was, "way to stuck it to de kids!" ?
cole86 0
again?!?! all I said was way to stuck it to de man!!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Why was 10 moderated then? She was replying to the first comment..
cole86 0
sirin, why'd I get moderated?
Sirin_fml 47
Yo, I did reply to all this, but the comments bug is striking, which is also the reason you were moderated, because the first comment was unrelated when you posted yours. I know, hate me, I'm Satan, yeah baby.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Okie dokie.
cole86 0
no ur not satan, ur sirin.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
This comment has been moderated. suckers!
fakeaccountX 6
I bet that first kid warned the second kid about you.
AgeOfAquariusss 7
Stop using your "sweetest voice", you're scaring the children! D:
22cute 17
Maybe you have a scary face, Op
trickiestboss 10
Maybe you should stop approaching small children. Stranger danger.
briannalee 2
you should consider stop acting like a pedo. kinda creepy
kaprookie 3
She wasn't acting like a pedo a pedo and is wanting to sexual and inappropriate things to a child I can honestly I would stop to help a small lost child so that a pedo doesn't.
TheOptimist 0
It was a joke kaprookie, calm yourself.
noobienick 19
Learn how to English.
TheDrifter 24
Note to self... talking to little kids in a high sweet voice makes you sound like a pedophile. Must use a lower voice next time.
beccusmaximus 0
Or a normal voice like a normal person...
sweet_candy_ 17
Stranger danger.
sourgirl101 29
Hell ya! You have to teach your kiddies young and to not worry about hurting a stranger's feelings. It's the nice ones that trick you into getting kidnapped.
ohrlynow 9
Maybe what you consider your "sweet" voice actually sounds more like a "I'm-going-to-take-you-home-and-devour-you" voice? If that was the case, I'd run too.
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
little kids r just scared of every thing, ur, not the only one
luvyah 0
hi Sup?
mintcar 10
LOL at talking in a sweet voice. You were probably being really creepy about it.
Jorindaaah 7
well, i guess i wasn't a big help that my face was all red and lokking like I was having a heart-attack:P
kenjiisown 1
Were you the OP?
Amgnowai 0
He thinks you're a pedophile.
Amgnowai 0
Or a pedobear.