Kids: Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 11:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

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By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 02:00

Today, I ran home because a guy I had never seen before got off the bus at the same time as me, and followed me almost all the way home. I was crying for my mom to call the police but my brother just snorted at me, because, “Only pretty girls have stalkers.” I wish I was an only child. FML

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By paranoid - 06/06/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 20:00

Today, I was crying after a bad day at work. As I walked down the street, a young boy in a minivan tried to get my attention. He kept saying, "Hi, hi, please wave!" in a sad voice. When I politely waved at him, I saw a group of kids in the van giggling hysterically and taking pictures of me. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By ananymous - 01/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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kenjiisown 1

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:17

maybe you should stop using that voice

ohrlynow 9

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:27

Maybe what you consider your "sweet" voice actually sounds more like a "I'm-going-to-take-you-home-and-devour-you" voice? If that was the case, I'd run too.

Comments

kenjiisown 1

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:17

maybe you should stop using that voice

miss101 3

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:44

maybe she should stop using that face.

ImARobotBeep 0

Monday 8 November 2010 1:07

^^^ I laugh at that.

boomsl4ng 11

Monday 8 November 2010 6:51

or maybe, just shave? =p

PizzaGuy11 0

Monday 8 November 2010 8:23

C-C-C-CHAIN BREAKERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

dustandashes 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:16

lol u must be intimidating

cole86 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:23

way to stuck it to de kids!!

syddyb 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:29

My gym teacher is intimidatig. 0_0

syddyb 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:30

*intimidating oops

kenjiisown 1

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:34

Nice picture.

cole86 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:39

how'd I get moderated? all I said was, "way to stuck it to de kids!" ?

cole86 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:42

again?!?! all I said was way to stuck it to de man!!!

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:43

Why was 10 moderated then? She was replying to the first comment..

cole86 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:45

sirin, why'd I get moderated?

Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:47

Yo, I did reply to all this, but the comments bug is striking, which is also the reason you were moderated, because the first comment was unrelated when you posted yours. I know, hate me, I'm Satan, yeah baby.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:49

Okie dokie.

cole86 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:54

no ur not satan, ur sirin.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 8 November 2010 6:32

This comment has been moderated. suckers!

fakeaccountX 6

Monday 8 November 2010 7:22

I bet that first kid warned the second kid about you.

AgeOfAquariusss 7

Thursday 11 November 2010 4:48

Stop using your "sweetest voice", you're scaring the children! D:

22cute 17

Wednesday 13 June 2012 14:26

Maybe you have a scary face, Op

trickiestboss 10

Wednesday 1 October 2014 15:08

Maybe you should stop approaching small children. Stranger danger.

briannalee 2

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:20

you should consider stop acting like a pedo. kinda creepy

kaprookie 3

Sunday 7 November 2010 20:32

She wasn't acting like a pedo a pedo and is wanting to sexual and inappropriate things to a child I can honestly I would stop to help a small lost child so that a pedo doesn't.

TheOptimist 0

Monday 8 November 2010 8:04

It was a joke kaprookie, calm yourself.

noobienick 19

Tuesday 25 November 2014 4:14

Learn how to English.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:24

Note to self... talking to little kids in a high sweet voice makes you sound like a pedophile. Must use a lower voice next time.

beccusmaximus 0

Monday 8 November 2010 1:43

Or a normal voice like a normal person...

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:25

Stranger danger.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 7 November 2010 20:12

Hell ya! You have to teach your kiddies young and to not worry about hurting a stranger's feelings. It's the nice ones that trick you into getting kidnapped.

ohrlynow 9

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:27

Maybe what you consider your "sweet" voice actually sounds more like a "I'm-going-to-take-you-home-and-devour-you" voice? If that was the case, I'd run too.