Intimacy: Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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By Username - 06/02/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

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By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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k8izgr8_fml 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:01

well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month

marmlr339 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:03

Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.

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Ugi 26

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:10

Maybe you should buy smaller tampons - to make him feel bigger!

pfx2_fml 15

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:12

The awkward moment when you realize your tampon is better then your boyfriend

fthku 13

Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:54

Oh, shut up. Anyone else hate this "That awkward moment" crap?

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:17

Then dump him and start dating a tampon.

rcloca 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:42

Bravo, Perdix, Bravo

Enigmax2514 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:20

Hmm how about taping the tampon in front of his dick during sex?

sseberly 11

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:20

I don't remember tampons ever bringing in money. Think of your options woman! You can have both! ;)

Runninvegan 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:26

Well Thats unfortunant.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Tuesday 20 September 2011 14:27

Unfortunate* :P

alexiiiis09 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:37

Hahah. How bout making an extension on your bf?

EwanSmith 2

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:39

well tell him to get erect first

Mitch_Connor 11

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:39

Get a Battery-operated Boyfriend.

mfjkr 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 18:14

29... Batteries not included.

rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:40

this might be a sign...

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