Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of...

By Anonymous - 30/08/2019 12:00

Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML

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By kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 01:55 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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By lovehurts - 28/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

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By restraining orders are just paper - 20/03/2021 23:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML

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By Friendly - 01/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house and waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year and a half. FML

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By help - 05/01/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

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Memnoc 26

Friday 30 August 2019 13:41

Did you happen to light that box on fire after dropping it off?

minkyrose 1

Friday 30 August 2019 15:18

Have to hear her side of the story. no one breaks up with someone "out of the blue" after a year, and restraining orders aren't given out willy nilly. I think you're leaving out important bits to make you seem more victim-y.

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Memnoc 26

Friday 30 August 2019 13:41

Did you happen to light that box on fire after dropping it off?

minkyrose 1

Friday 30 August 2019 15:18

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 30 August 2019 15:40

Trying to and actually acquiring one are two things... Wondering what her side of the story is though...

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 30 August 2019 17:30

Well you did go to her house, not everyone can answer the phone

Memnoc 26

Saturday 31 August 2019 10:42

I would have sent a text saying I had a box of her stuff, and she had 24 hours to get it, or it would be destroyed. Easier that way.

turnabouttrial 21

Friday 30 August 2019 18:10

you really couldn't have gotten anyone she knows to pick up her stuff? it's not hard to imagine why someone wouldn't pick up a phone call from an ex or not want them at their house without permission

Major_Haywire 7

Saturday 31 August 2019 2:51

Tell the truth, you took a big shite in the box didn’t you 💩 📦

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 31 August 2019 13:29

Sounds like something is left out, restraining orders aren't easy to come by. Most don't want their ex calling or just showing up.

0neiros 14

Wednesday 4 September 2019 23:18

Head her off, slash your own tire (make sure you're not on anyone's camera), File a police report naming her as a likely suspect, making sure like she wasn't at work but had no alibi other than "I was at home, alone". Then get your own police report. Well worth the $100+ for the tire.