By Anonymous - 30/08/2019 12:00

Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
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Memnoc 26
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Did you happen to light that box on fire after dropping it off?

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minkyrose 1

Have to hear her side of the story. no one breaks up with someone "out of the blue" after a year, and restraining orders aren't given out willy nilly. I think you're leaving out important bits to make you seem more victim-y.

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Memnoc 26
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Did you happen to light that box on fire after dropping it off?

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minkyrose 1

Have to hear her side of the story. no one breaks up with someone "out of the blue" after a year, and restraining orders aren't given out willy nilly. I think you're leaving out important bits to make you seem more victim-y.

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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Trying to and actually acquiring one are two things... Wondering what her side of the story is though...

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Well you did go to her house, not everyone can answer the phone

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Memnoc 26
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I would have sent a text saying I had a box of her stuff, and she had 24 hours to get it, or it would be destroyed. Easier that way.

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turnabouttrial 21

you really couldn't have gotten anyone she knows to pick up her stuff? it's not hard to imagine why someone wouldn't pick up a phone call from an ex or not want them at their house without permission

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Major_Haywire 7

Tell the truth, you took a big shite in the box didn’t you 💩 📦

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WeirdUS 29

Sounds like something is left out, restraining orders aren't easy to come by. Most don't want their ex calling or just showing up.

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0neiros 14
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Head her off, slash your own tire (make sure you're not on anyone's camera), File a police report naming her as a likely suspect, making sure like she wasn't at work but had no alibi other than "I was at home, alone". Then get your own police report. Well worth the $100+ for the tire.

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