Alexa, fuck off

By GoogleOFF - 07/07/2020 08:08

Today, my Google Home decided the TV told it to play 'Despacito'. It didn't. Google then decided I wasn't yelling at it to turn it off. I was. FML
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bloopaloop 27

Hello Dave. There are hot singles in your area. You WILL like them.

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RichardPencil 30
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And Google Home will decide that you need to hear the fuckin' Justin Bieber monstrosity of a version of that song, and you will like it. Google Home requires that you like it. It's not good enough to say you like it. Google Home will play it until it decides you actually like it.

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RichardPencil 30
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And Google Home will decide that you need to hear the fuckin' Justin Bieber monstrosity of a version of that song, and you will like it. Google Home requires that you like it. It's not good enough to say you like it. Google Home will play it until it decides you actually like it.

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bloopaloop 27

Hello Dave. There are hot singles in your area. You WILL like them.

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RichardPencil 30
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It's either: No, HAL, they're all fat and smell of onions. Or, "Dave? Dave's not here!"

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I hope you weren't yelling Google off like your name suggests

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