Intimacy: Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's...

By turdburger - 02/09/2009 05:56 - Australia

Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a big dump than she does when we make love. FML

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dacho 7

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Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:40

Try fucking her in the ass then.

Glam_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 14:19

Sometimes taking a huge shit IS better than sex.

jeocon10 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:11

jeocon10 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:13

agree btw

eitsrik 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 19:45

can you not tie her bow or what? as egotistical as men are, it's very common that they don't get female partners there everytime...

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Thursday 10 September 2009 15:52

his dick is too small wounder why.

22cute 17

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:04

Why would anyone feel sorry for this man? He can't please his wife as well as shit.

AnthonyxD_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:22

Guess you can't pleasure her fyl

10_4Franky 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 14:25

Maybe she likes it up the ass. Ask her and you'll finnaly please her.

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Sunday 22 November 2015 2:32

not all guys like Fucking the hole where shit comes from.

dacho 7

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Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:40

Try fucking her in the ass then.

youaresofucked 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 15:39

I agree. Fuck her arse instead.

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Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:23

yes, she obviously wants anal

NamesIncognita 15

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Sunday 22 November 2015 2:33

not all guys like fucking the hole where shit comes from yo...Its not for everyone alright?

Wankster 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:48

That sux for you. Fyl

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:50

Thats shity. :o Pun intended.

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Wednesday 2 September 2009 13:11

YDI for studying the history of development of architecture

saunder 0

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Wednesday 2 September 2009 13:37

so fuck her in the ass then :P

Glam_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 14:19

Sometimes taking a huge shit IS better than sex.

blland 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 14:27

do it the greek way.

mccaincracker 6

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Wednesday 2 September 2009 14:40

Go on the blue pill. :D If you know what I mean...

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