Way to waste the first comment

Wrong FML

Doesn't matter if Op keeps waking up at 4 to turn them off.

You should probably re-read the fml..

22- yes you are correct. I read it after 24 hours without sleep. I will walk away now with my head down and my tail between my legs.

you should probably go get some sleep and come back to this. You answered number 64, not number 22.

Here we have numbers like people used to have in the nazi concentration camps

I will take your advice 71. Thank you.

72 - what the literal ****

When i was in high school, I woke up from a deep sleep one morning, got all ready for school, then I noticed it was only midnight, so I just went back to sleep, lol

My brother used to climb down our stairs on all fours in the middle of the night. We'd catch him and he wouldn't even speak, but he would listen to what we were saying. He still has no recollection of those incidents.

In High School, I sometimes used to just sleep in my normal school clothes instead of pajamas. This way I'd just need to brush my hair and teeth and I was ready to walk out the door. Damn I was lazy! but at the time I thought I was being smart. :P

My brother used to wake up at like midnight and other times later like at 6 and drive all the way to school and then realize the time and just sleep in his car till school started lol

#28 On all fours? Like in The Grudge? That's disturbing. And #34 that's just disgusting.

Lazy, yes Disgusting? Ummm my clothes were clean.

how is what #34 did disgusting?

Shit, I don't wanna give Enslaved the attention she's always putting out for, but ah well. It's disgusting because you should be showering your stanky ass. Or at least scrubbing with soap and water, you sicko. And 43, seriously?

46 - she never says she didn't shower the night before. Unless you sweat an abnormal amount during the night, you can be clean without showering every morning.

46, I'm sure she means that she showered the night before, put on her school clothes, went to bed, then when she woke up, she brushed her hair and brushed her teeth, and went to school.

Thank you #48 & $52. just because she did so doesn't mean she stayed in the same clothes or never showered. I shower in the afternoon after work and not in the morning. of course I'm a baker and getting up at 2am to shower seems absurd since I'm just going to get covered in flour and crud at work.

Ur beautiful...there could be nothing scary to find

I always imagine someone crawling out from under my bed and standing next to me the whole night. In reality it'd just catch me spooning my dog...

I know what you mean, i want to record myself but im afraid ill catch some ghost or something scary, and then i wont be able to sleep anymore.

Oh my god! I just remembered the Paranormal Activity. Now I cant ******* sleep. Lol

There's those alarm clocks that you have to figure out a math equation to solve. They make a lot of weird alarm clocks, I bet they even make one that can't be turned off at certain times just for people like you OP.

That's kinda what I was thinking- get someone to move it after she falls asleep

For a cheaper fix, buy a small hamster cage, a code padlock, and put your alarm clock inside and lock the door. You'll still be able to hear it just as well, in the cage, and you'll have to be awake enough to remember the code.

But then the ticking would make you think it's a bomb.

And when it goes boom you'd wake up. Oh wait, maybe that's just my alarm clock that gets louder. Personally I'd just put it on the other side of the room.

Don't listen to this man. I'll sell you my rooster for only 10 bucks. It's a great deal. But I must warn you. My rooster only eats the finest seeds and drinks the finest whisky.

My rooster goes all day.

What's up with the **** talk?

Don't tell her that! She might end up killing it D:

There is a **** killer on the loose? Now I'm scared.

That's a steal

I would reserve that term for a different condition...