Today, my husband came home and sat in his car out front for fifteen minutes. I went and knocked on the door, asking what he was doing. Apparently, I always dump so much shit on him the second he walks in the door that he needs a little peace between work and coming home to me. Ungrateful ass. FML
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Today, I called my husband when his shift at work ended to talk about what we needed to do this weekend. He got angry and asked if he could have "five goddamn minutes" after work to get home and change before I started "throwing the fucking to do list at me." FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my husband was working from home, so I asked him to clean the living room and basement. He started yelling about how he needs to focus and that I can't be "constantly distracting him." Sorry for expecting you to care for the space you live in, dick. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, while my husband and I were cleaning out a closet, he went outside to throw out some trash. He was taking a long time to return and I went to make sure he was OK. He was in the living room watching TV instead of helping me. FML
Today, I haven’t spoken to my husband in a week, and when I finally spoke to him he thanked me because he’s gotten so much work done round the house, caught up on all his paperwork for his job, and reconnected with his Xbox friends. I didn’t realise I was such a fucking distraction. FML
Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
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Thaylok 17
Yes, you are. It takes a lot to admit it. Everyone needs some time to u wind after a stressful or draining day at work. If he was given 5-10 minutes after he walked in the door to change clothes, and unwind a little, you would find him to be very receptive to your problems that he is being expected to fix the moment he gor home.
FluffythePink 23
Yes, you've had a hard day. But so has your husband. How would you feel if you didn't even get time to pee after getting home? You'd be pissed off and frustrated as well. Give the guy 15 minutes to get showered, changed, out of work mode and into Dad/hubby mode. To be honest, YOU sound like the ungrateful, selfish arse. If you don't start giving him a buffer between finishing work and you dumping a tonne of shit on him, don't expect your marriage to last...
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Thaylok 17
Yes, you are. It takes a lot to admit it. Everyone needs some time to u wind after a stressful or draining day at work. If he was given 5-10 minutes after he walked in the door to change clothes, and unwind a little, you would find him to be very receptive to your problems that he is being expected to fix the moment he gor home.
Hangryko 31
I don't know the whole situation, but give him some time when he gets home before bringing up anything. As Thaylok said, he may be more receptive after unwinding.
FluffythePink 23
Yes, you've had a hard day. But so has your husband. How would you feel if you didn't even get time to pee after getting home? You'd be pissed off and frustrated as well. Give the guy 15 minutes to get showered, changed, out of work mode and into Dad/hubby mode. To be honest, YOU sound like the ungrateful, selfish arse. If you don't start giving him a buffer between finishing work and you dumping a tonne of shit on him, don't expect your marriage to last...
DLBL 22
It would be so much better if he came in and yelled at you for 15 minutes, instead of decompressing quietly in his vehicle.
DCTiger74 7
The person who posted this with that attitude deserves for hubby to come home from work one day and say, “I want a divorce”…