Miscellaneous: Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact...

By suhleedah18 - 24/04/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2014 07:01 - United States - Whittier

Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML

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By SuperShy - 06/09/2016 04:29 - United States - Massillon

Today, I realized just how shy and awkward I really am when I averted my eyes to avoid making eye contact with someone who turned out to be a cardboard cut-out. FML

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By oralMistake - 26/10/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By shadybarbie - 29/07/2017 13:00

Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML

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By kat99 - 15/03/2021 21:30

Today, as always, I have autism and it is physically painful for me to make eye contact. I read that you can solve this by looking at the person’s ears or nose. Except my mom can somehow tell when I’m doing this, and she yells and screams at me for not looking her in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 16:00 - Italy

Today, there's a guy in my class who I'm very attracted to. I'm hyperconscious of him for that, and I worry about the impression I give. By now though, there have been at least two different eye contact occasions that made it look like I was staring at him when I was NOT, and now I must look like a creepy stalker. FML

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By foo - 01/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML

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By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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Wednesday 25 April 2012 1:17

Awee it's okay. You're just a little shy, love

llamafish 25

Wednesday 25 April 2012 1:17

You know, they actually can see you. Everything you do. All those whole "videos only work one way" stories were lies. Even when it's turned off.

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xIBleedPurplex16 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 3:23

Aw your shy:3

shawnaishere 14

Wednesday 25 April 2012 3:30

I have that problem too only it's not that serious like yours. Even if I don't want to look directly in a persons eye for the whole convo I try to look at them a little so it's not that awkward

Trtny25 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:41

I like eye contact, but some things u can practice doing us looking at their nose, eyebrows, or forehead. The other person typically can't tell that your not looking in their eyes :P

Trtny25 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:44

Is*

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 25 April 2012 5:03

Are you me? Am I "sleep FMLing?

asherm 15

Wednesday 25 April 2012 5:24

I can see you whackin' it. Bahaahaaa

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 25 April 2012 6:04

You do? Shit. You know about my secret masturbation techniques and my hidden stache of **** and my secret picture of KaySL in the nude. The MIB will be coming for you tonight.

phatdaddy62 23

Wednesday 25 April 2012 5:53

Are you autistic?

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:03

I don't know why everyone is getting so bent out of shape by someone mentioning the possibility that OP *might* have Asperger's. It's more common than people think. You also have to bear in mind that AS is a spectrum disorder and it presents differently in different people. I thought OP might have it as well based on the severity of the eye contact issue. Then again, I suffer from Asperger's so I'm probably projecting to an extent.

whatnow430 15

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:09

I know that feel bro, I know that feel

midnight21 8

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:18

Im sorry. I know people like you and I just don't understand what is wrong with eye contact. To me, the eyes are one of the most beautiful parts of the body. I hope you get past this because you are missing out!!