Today, I realized I was at a top quality ski resort when, while riding the lift, I counted three bras which appeared to have been thrown into the trees from the lift. My little brother counted eight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
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handiquacked 0
I'm assuming it's the bra tree in sunshine village? Yeah, one of my bras are on that tree...
acmariner99 25
"Top" quality?
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Comments (37)
sammicchi 1
what the hell?? bras are expensive as hell!! what a waste!!!
Knittedbirch 8
I know, right? That's over $100 worth of bras, easily. Honestly I'd be tempted to grab a few and see if they'd fit, I don't have that kind of money to waste.
itssnotfunny 24
I don't know where all you guys are getting your bras, they never usually coat me more than 8 bucks?
VampObsessed 16
My bras cost me $50-$80 if I want them to fit right. $30 is if decide to just go to a department store for an okay fitting one. I bra shop maybe once every couple years because I don't have the money for it. I wish mine were $8!
itssnotfunny 24
I don't know where all you guys are getting your bras, they never usually coat me more than 8 bucks?
Knittedbirch 8
Where are you getting your bras?? It also depends on the type of bra though, if you can get away with wearing those camisole-type ones they're (relatively) inexpensive but god help you if you need a sturdy underwire with plenty of support.
helveeta 11
Also I couldn't imagine skiing without a bra on the rest of the day! Uncomfortable!
evistman 12
I've seen that before I've always wondered how....
joeyl1990 28
Is the fml because you have bad eyes?
Chris_1414 21
I've only been to one ski resort and it had the same thing so I'd imagine they're more common than we both expected
Nonibird 6
Could be Telluride, but there's a hell of a lot more than 8 on their bra trees.
Nonibird 6
Taos Mountain has some, too. Never could afford to offer a bra to either. Had to make do with Mardi Gras beads.
Nissi 17
I don't understand why this is an FML..
OhPuhleeze 23
Exactly, I would have given skiing a go and just watched all those braless wonders go down... it would've been like Baywatch but set in snow.
BaccaBossMC 7
So... could I have the name of this resort please? I have no reason in particular.
Allie614032 34
The best ski resorts all have bra trees!
randomman55555 11
You should invest in contacts or glasses...
randomman55555 11
You should invest in contacts or glasses...