Health, Awkward and Holidays: Not quite ready for the Winter Olympics

Not quite ready for the Winter Olympics

By Floof - 15/02/2010 13:35 - United States

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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Slippery slope

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 05:00

Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML

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It's all downhill from here…

By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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The Laws of Attraction

By mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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Show off

By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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By alycion - 17/06/2019 19:07

Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 15 February 2010 16:39

Isn't that how everyone normally skies in Vermont?

ouchthatsux 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:55

an average day in life for stephen hawking

Comments

mikeyceroooo 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:37

that's kinda weird... but win!!!

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:50

agreed, I would have died laughing for sure

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:53

How did you pull a muscle? They probably thought you were having a seizure or something.

DanceGirl01 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:03

the jaw can get out of line...resulting in a pulled muscle.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:57

From a yawn? Damn that's messed up. Probably felt good until then, too. I love a great yawn.

cdogbeastman 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:21

BEAST-MODE [ON] OFF thats such a fail its a win

boyguydudemalema 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:27

at least ur rich enough to skii 3 days straight

shitbrix 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:09

don't u mean today I was skiing in Pennsylvania?

XDNurse 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:13

why she has to be stuck where she's from... she couldve been on vacation.... how stupid

shitbrix 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:27

op is a he

DanceGirl01 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:25

if this is who I think it is, then it was a school trip...skiing isn't that expensive anyway.

thelegomogte 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:09

yay! im in vermont!

kimcachu 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 15:31

I'm in Vermont, too! :D

login6437 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:21

Omg i like just did this. I was drivig home from school and i yawned for a long time then under my head by my chin I get hecka weird like it was tightening up or something.

Starfire22 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:37

Ouch! That sounds very painful OP! I hope you are ok, but why would you ski when your tired? That just sounds dangerous!

deathcab7 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:06

haha and I would be the one on the top of the mountain watching this all happen and laughing uncontrollably :D

ladiesman14 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 11:23

i pulled a muscle in ny face eating a girl once hurts like hell. and 1 time my thighs fell asleep sitting on the john. i think my penis fell asleep on the excercise bike at the gym too. either that or i left a 9 inch hot dog in my pants.

Vo0 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:29

That comment is made from 100% win hahahahahahaha.

k3500 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:31

this guys a douche

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 15 February 2010 16:39

Isn't that how everyone normally skies in Vermont?

xundria 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:42

This made me lulz. Thank you. haha

bluesclues72 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:24

you mean skii's, not skies.

caitastrophe 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:54

actually its skis. but thats just me being technical...

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 15 February 2010 21:24

I know, but by the time I hit submit, checked my spelling, and tried to edit it, the time expired and this is what you get. That, and I felt too lazy to post a reply pointing out my mistake.