Animals: Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping...

By FellingShitty - 05/10/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML

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By ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 05:01

Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML

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By Broke Ass Hoe - 28/12/2017 15:00

Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Monday 5 October 2009 9:44

'A diamond in the rough' doesn't even begin to cover this. And all those scene songs about diamonds and pussy now have context, don't they?

QTp13 10

Monday 5 October 2009 9:57

Why would a cat eat diamond earrings?? That does not make any sense, unless of course you starved and depraved your cat of food and water, and he thought to take vengeance :D I dont know I could be wrong

Comments

Punkguy39 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:12

wow your a dumbfuck. Oh yeah now im going to feed my cat some 50,000 dollar ear rings! learn to keep them out of reach for a cat dumbass

sentient 10

Monday 5 October 2009 16:28

yeah, these cat FMLs always crack me up. You bought the nasty creature, now deal with the consequences!

kittyprincess319 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:40

A cat is not a "nasty creature." That's just pathetic to even think that.

stanzskin 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:47

Your choice of names, "Fellingshitty", was headed down the path to greatness, quite clever indeed. Sadly the cleverness was undone by poor speeling. (see what I did there?)

Moy_fml 6

Monday 5 October 2009 18:08

Just don't eat it like Stifler did.

IronMagnus 0

Monday 5 October 2009 18:09

There are people in this world who can't afford to buy food for their children. **** your diamond earrings.

helen1988 0

Monday 5 October 2009 18:29

She's supposed to feel bad because she can afford nice things? You're what's wrong with this world.

JukeboxBunny 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:49

#31: You're an idiot.

leisl14 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:12

yeah, and they could use the money you spent on the computer you're using, and the money you give your internet provider.

Kitty_Gem 0

Monday 5 October 2009 18:13

YDI, if you left them out, then it's your own damn fault! ALWAYS put your earrings away in some sort of earring holder or jewelry box.

AidenGarrett 0

Monday 5 October 2009 18:24

...my moms cat ate her engagement ring and lived...I hate you know it all idiots who are all omg this is fake because blah blah blah. your reasons usually suck and are wrong so stfu and gtfo already.