Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Karine
Bordeaux, France
Jealousy
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Loner
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML
d0pey
United States
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
In a bad place
Today, while scrolling through my contact list, I realized I have more therapists and support workers than I do friends. FML
cat
Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML
hopeless romantic
Dayton, United States
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.
Predental 5
Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.
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nerdsgetmehot 23
#101 You assume I'm not trying, but honestly I'm trying very, very hard to be social. Please don't make assumptions.
sparkieforever 0
awwwwwwwwwww, that's pretty sad
shortie916 0
Talk about social awkwardness
DiamondPeach 0
friends are over rated as long as you have one really good friend that you trust with your life n they trust you with theirs you r better off trust me n even If you dnt have one best friend as long as you r happy with you everything else will fall into place =} KEEP YOUR HEAD UP CHUCK
isaacrll 0
I'll be your friend :D
nlr 9
well a dog is a mans best friend! maybe your just living breathing proof of that...
YouReallyDeserve_fml 0
At least 5000 people here care about you, or agree you need to be more social.
Barbourino 0
This would be funnier if you had 0 dogs
Barbourino 0
This would be funnier if you had 0 dogs
imhere6969 1
kill ur dogs, then u wont hav more digs than u do friends
nlr 9
I bet you would do that!