Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Karine
Bordeaux, France
Jealousy
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Loner
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML
d0pey
United States
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
In a bad place
Today, while scrolling through my contact list, I realized I have more therapists and support workers than I do friends. FML
cat
Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML
hopeless romantic
Dayton, United States
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.
Predental 5
Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.
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Comments (162)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
It's true. Assholes have confidence. No one really wants to be around someone who is unsure of themselves.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
It sounds like you have at least ONE friend. Stop whining and appreciate them. You can have a million flaky friends that are not worth that one good one. So don't take them for granted, or you'll have zero friends.
PhillJFry 0
it's not quantity it's quality that counts
robc32ca 4
get off the Internet and do something about it!
FreebirdIII 1
You better keep the peanut butter in supply, or they won't be around either.
mylifestinks101 0
sell one dog
skylarbee 8
my dogs have more friends then you.
flighted 1
Lol, I totally read showmehowtolive's comment in whatshisnames voice from that show. Fry? lol
damnit48 0
I'll be ur friend
jeannebug 0
your just gotta talkk . it really isent hard too meet people or make frienddss (:
nlr 9
talk isn't friends.... it really isn't that hard to spell correctly!