Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Karine
Bordeaux, France
Jealousy
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Loner
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML
d0pey
United States
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
In a bad place
Today, while scrolling through my contact list, I realized I have more therapists and support workers than I do friends. FML
cat
Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML
hopeless romantic
Dayton, United States
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.
Predental 5
Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.
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Comments (162)
idk00 0
I am now your friend
gen011 0
epic fail!(:
Fmladdict007 0
2 more than me ur doing something right
thisdue1775 0
you do friends? ;D
MRobvious750 0
You would all be surprised, if you got into what a true friend is most don't have all that many
forgettingsunday 0
then stop having a pity party and go make some friends. not really that hard if you crawl out of your shell.
LMziiDrugKids 2
nnnnvvvnnvnnvvvnvngvvvvv
Toxicallure 0
:( :(
wriptidez 0
friends come and go..
lv8898 0
hey, I have more dogs than friends too! I do have 9 dogs though