Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Karine
Bordeaux, France
Jealousy
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Loner
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML
d0pey
United States
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
In a bad place
Today, while scrolling through my contact list, I realized I have more therapists and support workers than I do friends. FML
cat
Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML
hopeless romantic
Dayton, United States
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.
Predental 5
Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.
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Comments (162)
HeavyMetalViking 0
Well, ain't that a bitch.
danz123 7
Get on Facebook, and 'friend' as many people as possible... about 3 should do it. They may not be real friends, but you can now safely say you have more 'friends' than dogs.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Some people are shy and have trouble making friends. I get out and do stuff and make an effort to be nice to people (despite the fact that I'm shy) and still have trouble with making friends. Not everyone is naturally gregarious.
shakeTHEworld 12
Well, does your only 'friend' consider youas a friend? food for thought.
EliseAqua 0
Op never actually said she had a friend, just that she had less than two, which could mean that Op had one friend or none at all.
SpeshulK 0
Or a negative amount of friends
superguppy19 3
dont complain my friend I have one best friend of 8 years and a couple of good friends but I only had that one frien through middle school and high school that was all I had but he is epic
barlessprison 16
You've identified the problem, now fix it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Maybe OP has been trying already. Making friends isn't easy for everyone.
Calyx_fml 22
Dogs are such good friends that they count for three. So you have seven friends.
ThatLooksSticky 16
take your dogs to a dog park and meet some owners.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#54 Remind me to try that method out from now on...
NYR1926 0
u might wanna work on that