Animals: Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have...

Anonymous 11 May 2011, 05:48 United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 18 October 2012, 05:33 United States

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

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Karine 5 December 2023, 00:00 Bordeaux, France

Jealousy

Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML

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Anonymous 16 March 2023, 16:00 New Zealand

Loner

Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML

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d0pey 20 February 2009, 22:02 United States

Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

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Anonymous 21 February 2016, 21:48 Merrimack, United States

Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML

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LoveMeMother 20 September 2018, 05:00

Starved

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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doggylove 13 November 2015, 03:57 Winnipeg, Canada

Good boy

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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Anonymous 29 December 2020, 11:01

In a bad place

Today, while scrolling through my contact list, I realized I have more therapists and support workers than I do friends. FML

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cat 7 August 2019, 18:00

Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML

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hopeless romantic 14 August 2014, 15:06 Dayton, United States

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

11 May 2011, 16:02

Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.

Predental 5

11 May 2011, 16:05

Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.

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sheethapins 13

11 May 2011, 16:52

Aww need a new friend? I have a pit mix you can have :D

Jayymz24 0

11 May 2011, 16:54

sometimes dogs can be better then people. so considered yourself lucky (:

nlr 9

12 May 2011, 04:40

like labs and German shepards?

ladyluck82 9

11 May 2011, 17:03

hey, at least you have your dogs...based on society these days, that's a lot better than humans. At least you don't have to worry about two-faced people & backstabbing "friends". Or you could always try good ol' Facebook (lmao, that was a joke because those are just the worst.) Which is why I chose to delete my account. People these days are so far up other people's asses it's just not funny. So...just embrace it....lmao.