Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML
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Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML
Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML
Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML
Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML
Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML
Today, I wrote an email for a job offer. I checked it, double-checked it, triple-checked it, and then sent it. It's only THEN that I realised my CV wasn't attached. FML
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Top comments
dante899 0
they could email u....
BrotherThomas 0
they shouldn't even hire you if you are too dumb to make a resume. fyl
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Comments (33)
russianspy1234 11
Did you put "attention to detail" as one of your strengths?
RyanZhang22 1
lol, u r one retarted dumbfuck!!!
dono_fml 0
and u wonder why u r unemployed
whobutme23 0
I had the wrong number on my resume once, noticed if after I left the career fair and handed it out to a bunch of companies. lol.
zwilli3 0
Fail.
ZeroMachine 3
She won't do it. It's just how crazy, emotionally manipulative people work. Get out of this relationship NOW. Then change you cell number, your email and your facebook privacy settings. This bitch is crazy and needs psychiatric help.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I read your comment and completely forgot what FML I was reading; then I resized you just commented on the wrong story. :P
ColdGold 6
ha ha ha "Attention to detail." ha ha ha
xocourtxo 0
FAIL!
leiag93 7
I did the same thing! Glad Im not alone on this one.
Calumae 8
Call the companies and check how your application is going. Don't wait for them to call (well in this case you can't anyways...)