FML : Today, I realized that my work life is far less stressful than my home life. I'm a cop. FML

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Today, I realized that my work life is far less stressful than my home life. I'm a cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Cop-er-Pot - / Monday 16 October 2017 16:00 /

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By exileonmainst | 15

#7553237 - Monday 16 October 2017 17:14

Bad family, bad family. What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you?

By pjsr | 31

#7553295 - Monday 16 October 2017 19:53

Like the soldier who answered his nagging wife's letters, "Its the 1st time I've been in a big war, and I want to enjoy it in peace for as long as I can"

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By exileonmainst | 15

#7553237 - Monday 16 October 2017 17:14

Bad family, bad family. What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you?

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7553243 - Monday 16 October 2017 17:23

Yep. Sometimes one is prisoner of our own problems.
You need to bail out.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7553246 - Monday 16 October 2017 17:30

I’d imagine that at your house “Fuck the Police” would be foreplay!

By pjsr | 31

#7553295 - Monday 16 October 2017 19:53

Like the soldier who answered his nagging wife's letters, "Its the 1st time I've been in a big war, and I want to enjoy it in peace for as long as I can"

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7553339 - Monday 16 October 2017 22:01

It's hard, you can't exactly shoot your family and sprinkle some crack on them. So yes, home can be more stressful.

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Onionfairy99 | 4

#7554662 - Thursday 19 October 2017 22:36

Someone seems a little bitter

By davecross | 11

#7553438 - Tuesday 17 October 2017 4:45

You need some therapy. Or maybe a divorce!

By kousagiii | 4

#7553443 - Tuesday 17 October 2017 5:24

I found that for me, that I was a happier person at work than I was at home. Home life has gotten a bit better but, not by much.

By darnellq | 13

#7553574 - Tuesday 17 October 2017 13:56

I feel ya. I’m in the exact same boat.

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TeachAllTheMath | 19

#7560241 - Saturday 4 November 2017 10:49

Any way out? Any escape possible? Life is too short to be miserable in your own home

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