By Peridot - United Kingdom - London
Today, I thought I was going to get lucky with my girlfriend. Instead, I learned that she thought I was an ugly, masculine girl. All of our "dates" had been her taking me out to improve her chances when looking for guys. FML
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By  Lobby_Bee  |  17

Do people just assume they are exclusive nowadays? Feels like you see each on a certain amount of dates and it automatically becomes official. Is that how dating works now?

  joeyl2008  |  29

Your comment will be deleted for questioning the legitimacy of an FML. That isn't a joke. I've had it happen several times. One of the time was even on an article they posted. I explained it was debunked and the comment was deleted for being a "buzzkill".

as for this FML I'm assuming the guy just thought she was his gf even though nothing was official.

  Cali  |  54

I think OP thought they were in a relationship, but the "girlfriend" thought they were just (female) friends.

By  piinksock  |  17

Why would you assume someone is your girlfriend and you're about to get sexual with no discussion? Did you discuss anything at all? How where there no clues?

  Chinaski76  |  15

The icon by the name is male, so that would lead a reasonable person to assume OP is male. While the icon is not always accurate, unless OP comes on to correct it, I think we’re safe thinking he’s a he.

By  Rabite  |  28

How oblivious to the situation can you be to not just thinking that you are on a date but also that you will get lucky? In no way was she sending any signals which conclude to this. This just makes you sound like a creep.