Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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birds_fml 7
Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.
BurpusMe 0
Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."
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Comments (253)
youeffinhomoxx 0
maybe your wifes hands are delightfully warm and the coworker just likes to warm up! and maybe your wife just has a way with words? :D if not then your ross geller.
Averageman 0
that's an FML? more like an open invitation for the co-worker to join you and the wife at home for dinner ;)
brianjman14 23
THREEWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The_FML_master 0
dude don't be all like fml cuz ur wife is bi that's awesome
jmart110 0
maybe it was really a guy but under a girls name ?? ehh ehh
slowlybreakingme 14
This isn't an FML, it's every guys dream! What's wrong with you, man?!
kyliebeatriz08 0
ok, first, for those who said that two women are cute and that's a dream for every man,, most women will find this repulsive just like and straight man hates the idea of two men *******. please stop making such stupid comment and focus more in the actual fml. as right now he feels like shit cuz hr doesn't know what's going on. I think she is indeed cheating wt another man that she is disguising under that girls name otherwise she is bi.
SpideyRules 9
in a recent Maxim article, it was recently suggested that to hide an affair, u should change the gender of ur affair's name on ur phone. That's prob what happene here. Discuss...
kman666 0
3-some any1?
eagle12 0
maybe it was supposed to mean warm as in empathetic, but was worded improperly? sorry OP