Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML
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Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML
Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
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Top comments
EmilianaLondon 14
Sorry but you are the epitome of stupidity.
golden_warrior 23
You should put your brain in there to see if you can charge it
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Comments (563)
toneeangel 22
So ur definition of serious was to do that?
thecrazymancan 17
Hey OP, I've got a bridge in London I'd like to sell to ya.
thecrazymancan 17
I guess your phone is smarter than you are.
thecrazymancan 17
or was smarter than you are.
noreallywhat 17
metal plus microwave equals boom duh
swinglish4670 5
You live on his terms. That's how cats are.
CorDa616 22
Wrong fml dude.
Dusty_Busters 15
Woooowwwww
thecrazymancan 17
2026 people clicked "FYL" that means 2026 people were stupid enough to do the same thing. That's 2026 reasons why the world is screwed.
blackonblight 32
Let's be fair, maybe they clicked both because anyone that stupid is pretty much ****** for life. I vote pure YDI but there is room for argument for both, primarily YDI.
Ozzien 26
Today, somebody told me that if I jump off the roof of my house, the grass would cushion my fall. Now I'm stuck in the hospital with a broken leg and a concussion. FML. YDI
rmeltzer47 3
no you have to rub the battery against your hair...
thecrazymancan 17
Wheatley is that you?