FML : Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair cap up. A few hours later, I was completely tan, except for the top half of my forehead...

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Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair cap up. A few hours later, I was completely tan, except for the top half of my forehead was pasty white. It will last for five days. FML

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The tan actually looked really good, not orange. And I don't go tanning all the time. That was the first time ever. Just wanted to for prom. And I did get front bangs.

By missblair / Saturday 4 April 2009 07:41 / United States

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By UrLifeDoesntSuck | 0

#81739 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:59

YDI for getting a spray-on tan. They look ugly and extremely fake.

By SomethingWitty | 0

#81712 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:53

Time for bangs...

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By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#81700 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:49

hahahaha
that's why i live on the edge and soak up the skin cancer.

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Shadow_Phantom | 26

#407890 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:14

Tans are pointless no matter how you get them.

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Darraghscoot | 0

#886134 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 21:29

fringe?

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m311 | 6

#1716771 - Thursday 18 November 2010 3:56

use foundation. easyyy

By amy_shmamy | 0

#81701 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:50

ha!

By SomethingWitty | 0

#81712 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:53

Time for bangs...

By Jcsati8 | 0

#81725 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:55

Shut the fuck up, 1

By woofer_fml | 0

#81733 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:57

i'm so glad my body produces the adequate amount of melanin needed to look awesome.

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andrysb24 | 5

#810405 - Saturday 30 January 2010 22:00

i concur

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chelzy | 0

#1039597 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 21:18

in the summer, I become Mexican!!! hooray for good genes!!!

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yuop77 | 0

#1367274 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:46

fuck u 5 and 98

By UrLifeDoesntSuck | 0

#81739 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:59

YDI for getting a spray-on tan. They look ugly and extremely fake.

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merhbu | 4

#5822928 - Friday 10 January 2014 8:35

its their choice, not yours.

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badluckalex | 23

#5971900 - Wednesday 11 June 2014 6:20

everyone is entitled to their own opinion ;) i do agree that they make you look gross though. almost like an oompa loompa

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Dynamite73 | 25

#6308006 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 4:53

Or a walking sweet potato

By Scheisse11 | 0

#81740 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:59

AND you're probably orange now! FYL!

By TheAntiComment | 0

#81741 - Saturday 4 April 2009 16:00

why don't you go outside and get some sunlight

it looks a lot better

By UnCensoredBitch | 0

#81750 - Saturday 4 April 2009 16:02

HAHAHAHAHA! Fail! Go and let them hand spray the rest of your head!

By fleg | 9

#81802 - Saturday 4 April 2009 16:32

...hours???

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missonedirection | 6

#4383613 - Thursday 3 May 2012 0:06

I had the same reaction!

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ANONYMOUS159357 | 7

#7413826 - Tuesday 21 February 2017 0:59

it could have been a graduated tan

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