Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me and went so far as to equate it to cheating that I went out to eat with some friends. I’d love to go to a restaurant with him but he refuses to eat anything other than beef, cheese, white bread, and chicken nuggets. That man has the palate of a 4 year-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML
Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend complaining that I’m lazy since I never cook for him. I stopped cooking for him because he constantly complained that the food was never as good as what his ex-wife made, or like his mom made. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my boyfriend made a mess eating spaghetti. Yes, he is older than 5. FML
Today, my boyfriend has a freezer full of his favorite dish, which I cooked for him, yet he is subsisting on chocolate and those pathetic ready-made sandwiches from the supermarket. Why? Thawing and heating up a meal is too much trouble when I’m not there to do it for him. FML
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Ambrily 27
I wouldn't put up with this, honestly.
oneonta 8
what fool would reject steak?????
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Comments (27)
Ambrily 27
I wouldn't put up with this, honestly.
africanqueen202 4
Right what if you guys have kids you be taking care if both of them plus him😭😭🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Iamthebanzai22 21
You are enabling him. Google it.
oneonta 8
what fool would reject steak?????
Oley 27
The man-child the OP is dating
africanqueen202 4
Right I like steak more than spaghetti
EmDizzle2007 28
you're on your own with this.
E2dav 5
And you're with him....why?
shannon2348 14
I would tell him to make his own damn food. he sounds like an asshole.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you dating my cousin? That ****** sulks when even the smallest thing doesn't go his way.
Mungolikecandy 19
In the future if he does not answer you make your own food he can then make what he wants. If he wants to act like a passive-aggressive 12-year-old then so can you.
Jonkbaby 23
dump his as!
anonurmom 12
Date children often?