Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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robc32ca 4
you sick moron.
Senseless_487 29
Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!
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Comments (310)
rugbystar2010 0
karma is a bitch my friend. In the future be more honest it's better than trying to ' lie' and get caught.
keenan61194 4
you are one ****** up piece of shit YDI•10000000000
Bartimaeus 7
What a fail. Put it in the STREET for God's sake!
Lepisma 38
194 - Hitting the cat isn't what makes op an ass. Not owning up to what happened and trying to pass the blame onto someone else is what makes op an ass. That aside, I agree with you. Unfortunately, animals get hit on occasion and it isn't always the driver's fault, and cats live longer lives indoors.
Shinygirlnz 1
I can't believe this loser tried to frame other people for his accident. What a jerk.
Zambataro 0
that is definatly you gault
kyouka 8
You are a horrible disgusting person
blahzz 4
You pretty much suck big ass monkey balls dude.
jraxxo 1
d'oh!
mclulu11 0
I giggled.