Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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robc32ca 4
you sick moron.
Senseless_487 29
Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!
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Comments (310)
AppleCoFreak 0
why is it that I saw an fml saying "Today I saw my neighbor run over my cat. I don't knownwhats worse, my cat is dead or my neighbor tried to get me to think that I was hallucinating by telling me I must have did it, and he wouldn't give in"
takeajoke 5
that is absolutely terrible.
pleasuretown 7
Lol. I'd have done the same, I hate cats anyway
VeganVampyre 27
You bloody arschgesicht!!! How could anyone do something so cruel and heartless?! It's bad enough that you killed their poor cat, but you couldn't even admit it and felt the need to cover up and frame someone else? People like you make me absolutely sick. If the person who killed my kitten had done that, and I had caught them, I probably would have beat the crap out of them. Also, learn to drive. If you were paying attention to what you were doing you would have been able to avoid killing an innocent animal in the first place.
Otonashi_fml 5
It's not like he did it on purpose
Otonashi_fml 5
While I agree that having your beloved pet killed is a really bad thing to happen, and OP probably feels guilty for it, but it's not like he did it on purpose! Therefore I don't get why people are so mad towards OP. And despite being sad for the death of the cat, I think they way OP wanted to blame it on his neighbor is hilarious!
jewelsfml 0
disgusting asshole!
pelletman67 16
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
sarah56195 0
YDI! Poor cat. They should sue you! Jerk!
debins33 1
Selfish asshole. That is beyond everyday douche bag, but... entertaining. I thank you cat slayer.
CaptainCommenter 6
It's not your fault you ran it over, things like that happen. You are, however, a complete ass munch for trying to hide it and blame your neighbor. YDI.
alexangel33 18
Your a disgusting person