Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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Top comments
robc32ca 4
you sick moron.
Senseless_487 29
Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!
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Comments (310)
Doornail 0
I think it's hilarious. What a clever thing to do...I now know what to do with all my road kill.
idntgveafuk 0
damn tht f ed up but am Lmao haha
americanreject 0
grow up and take responsibility for what u did. thats comeing from a 14 year old pretty sad
jaybird09 0
next time be more discreet lol
mola_mola 3
i think it would've been better placed in a pan...with spices :D
Donutfriends 0
I can't believe FML website allow a sick secret like this....!!!
Donutfriends 0
for u people who says it's just a "cat" I know it's only just a CAT. but u know what's sick that im pissed off? He tries to frame someone which is horrible, what a dishonest person would do. I just want u to be honest not a dirty sick lying person.
mola_mola 3
it's not really a secret though is it...
yuggi1 11
YOU HORRIBLE PERSON. Lying doesn't take you far. :(
randomreader2315 4
You pathetic son-of-a-bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joekool1192 0
Dumb ass!
jennabennasser 0
I'm just curious as to how you explained to them what you were doing.