Today, I'm in a polyamorous relationship. My husband and my boyfriend are both aware and are okay with it. Today they met. Not only are they okay with each other, they’ve hit it off. They've drafted a schedule of which days they want, meals, and chores for me on those days. FML
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Today, my polyamorous friend has 3 boyfriends. My other polyamorous friend has 2 boyfriends and my other other polyamorous friend has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'm still single. FML
Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML
Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML
Today, I’m in a polyamorous relationship with my husband and another woman. She has anger issues and has been very abusive to me, and finally told my husband she wants to break up with me. Not him... just me. She’s still sleeping in our bed with him, and I’m sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I'm polyamorous. I dream of getting in those big, beautiful loving relationships you see in poly media, where everyone works to make it work. All I ever seem to meet are possessive freaks who want me all to themselves, or couples wanting a threesome. Do your reading! That's not how polyamory works! FML
Today, I realized I'm in love with both my boyfriend of several years as well with a guy I recently met, meaning I'm polyamorous (which I always kinda knew). The problem is I don't want to leave my current boyfriend, and I really want to be with the new guy, but both situations are incompatible, which is making me miserable. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, my husband's friend and I realised that we have mutual feelings of attraction for each other. We're both in struggling marriages, which we don't want to give up on yet. FML
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Schm17ty 1
Sounds like they’re treating you like a shared servant if they’re divvying up which meals they want and which chores they want you to do. Unless you’re into that, I’d be careful of letting them take advantage of you out of any repressed guilt about seeing two people. Just make sure it’s reciprocal with each partner, again unless your kink is sexy servant, in which case rock on.
Yudith 25
Great! Maybe you three can share the rent, chores, and use of the cars. Maybe hire a notary for the contract.
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Schm17ty 1
Sounds like they’re treating you like a shared servant if they’re divvying up which meals they want and which chores they want you to do. Unless you’re into that, I’d be careful of letting them take advantage of you out of any repressed guilt about seeing two people. Just make sure it’s reciprocal with each partner, again unless your kink is sexy servant, in which case rock on.
Yudith 25
Great! Maybe you three can share the rent, chores, and use of the cars. Maybe hire a notary for the contract.
Crowned Sataness 12
yeah being poly myself I'd be thrilled if my partners hit it off but pretty damn upset over them just divying me up like that. that's not how this works