Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
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Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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kaybee41906 13
Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?
rg350dx 29
Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.
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Comments (252)
mcrepas 19
Yeah yeah sure, that's why you had to wear em!
BrandiLush 31
Please tell me it was lace thongs!
zandalee 19
Oh come on OP... Likely story. I bet you just love the feeling of satin lace against your skin.
rosenkrieger223 24
Who the hell doesn't?! lol
Enslaved 36
"Give to me your leather Take from me My lace" **So this is what Stevie Nicks was singing about. :P
zandalee 19
She was always a bit kinky, that fabulous Stevie...
Jac_d_ipper 10
OP should say 'he knew that they would do something like this and that's why he wore the treat for his mates'.
golden_warrior 23
Did you take a dump on all of your boxers? If not, then you have worn one of your dirty boxers.
chabelo 10
don't be impressed if you get some victoria's secret stuff for Christmas
rosenkrieger223 24
I think the word you were looking for was "surprised."
chabelo 10
yeah exactly... (auto correct)
dantee2005 33
Lol. U deserve it. It would be better to wear slightly dirty underwear rather than panties. Or go commando :P
MrConcise 34
I feel like the only person who re-wears worn (not DIRTY) clothes. Unless you're ******** your pants in every pair of boxers you own, nobody is gonna know or care if you've worn the same pair earlier in the week. If you do shit in every pair, please get medical help. And probably therapy.
SwtCherryPie 26
Of course you're from Indiana.
evilplatypus 38
I'd really like to know the stereotypes about Indiana-ians that led to such a comment.
Stardew 19
What does being from Indiana have to do with anything? (We're called Hoosiers, I have no idea why)
SwtCherryPie 26
I'm from Indiana and I live in an area where this doesnt seem unlikely to happen.
fail_gurl21 7
theres something called laundry...