Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
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Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, my cat started screaming nonstop outside my bedroom. She's never done this since she was last in heat (she's 7 1/2 years old), so I was worried. I opened the door to find that she had "killed' a mouse (a fake one, formerly attached to her cat tree) and was very proud of herself. That's cute, but… really? FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Top comments
Jordanln97 9
Oh my god
cristy91 33
In every house cat, there is a tiger waiting.
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Comments (114)
gman90210 18
Don't know how you are fml that's a good thing the cat did what a cat does or should. Should be glad it caught it before it got into your baby's bed.
Shadow_Blues 10
Anyone else reminded of the rat scene from Lady and the Tramp?
bensharp 5
This brings 2 questions to mind: 1) What did the cat paint? (I'm assuming you let it finish of course, cat paintings are very rare) 2) Was the mouse using a microphone or does your baby cry very quietly?
4syth3 1
Oh god... Gaah
bexxiiee 11
Poor mouse :(
QueenMichael 16
I want your cat. Can I have your cat? I want your cat.
Sniper_Chick 14
Most animals make human like screaming noises when they die painfully.
love_BI_polar 0
Um, you really shouldn't leave a newborn alone in the same room as a cat. The cat could hurt her or suffocate her.
karenc3 0
That's horrible :'( the poor mouse, I hope you put it out of its misery
petshark 4
your cat has a room? :)