Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, my cat started screaming nonstop outside my bedroom. She's never done this since she was last in heat (she's 7 1/2 years old), so I was worried. I opened the door to find that she had "killed' a mouse (a fake one, formerly attached to her cat tree) and was very proud of herself. That's cute, but… really? FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Jordanln97 9
Oh my god
cristy91 33
In every house cat, there is a tiger waiting.
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Comments (114)
sweetmama88 6
Omg that's terrible .
ribbons 23
Blood is a bitch to get off of walls... Hope you've got good quality washable paint in your baby's room, OP!
wow810 4
How does a mouse scream? I thought they just squeeked
gracehi 33
I was wondering that myself. I didn't know mice could scream, but maybe that's just because the cat I had growing up would always break their neck and kill them instantly. They never had time to scream.
shrdlu 28
Mice can scream. I've seen mice stand up on their back legs to look larger and make the scariest sound they could (not very scary, but distinctive) when confronted with a cat. Cats don't seem to be frightened by it, though.
Emily9352 13
...How do a mouse and a human even sound remotely similar?
doodlecloud 27
Am I the only person who immediately thought of Lady and the Tramp?
perdix 31
That's what you get for letting your cat watch "Dexter."
aw3som3sauc3 10
The relations between some FML's are outstanding. Let's just hope he ends up like Dexter, and not his brother... Cause that would be even messier.
Audiobliss 9
Lawl
skittycat213 19
Awwww! How cuuuute!
red_headforlife 15
Well hey, it saves you some paint if the look you were going for was a deep red.
jessenya 8
How artistic!!!
DarkSaul 20
Maybe he/she was getting ready for 2013 Halloween or she/he was late