Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, my cat started screaming nonstop outside my bedroom. She's never done this since she was last in heat (she's 7 1/2 years old), so I was worried. I opened the door to find that she had "killed' a mouse (a fake one, formerly attached to her cat tree) and was very proud of herself. That's cute, but… really? FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Jordanln97 9
Oh my god
cristy91 33
In every house cat, there is a tiger waiting.
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Comments (114)
FML_14u2c 14
Guess you'll be calling the Orkin man to help with the rodent problem? At least the cat did what cats do...
VetTech417 4
This is far from a "FML" your cat was doing its job. Would you rather the vermin still be running around your home? Good job kitty, you deserve some tuna.
martin_martian7 11
Tom and Jerry? :D
Sir_drink_alot 20
Your cat is defending the baby, good kitty
ohSNAPyall 27
Just like on 'Lady and the Tramp.'
jem970 19
That was a rat not a mouse
BellaBelle_fml 23
^ Party pooper :(
MuseFan1991 14
85- it was also a dog, not a cat. no need to ruin everyone's fun.
lilpsyco 16
Mmmm...Tasty
MidnightKnight 6
I guess Tom finally caught Jerry... Edit: 34 beat me to it.
LaLince 40
every cat has the devil inside
ohSNAPyall 27
They fight! And bite! Fight and bite and fight!
HeyImAmy 20
The Itchy and Scratchy Show! lol
Eiregal2 10
Well He was Trying to make it a good Christmas time. He believes if not a sound was heard not even a mouse old Saint Nick will visit