Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
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Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Today, I put out a public ad for a dancing buddy. No pictures, just a brief description of what I was looking for. A guy answered and we started chatting. The more he revealed, the more familiar he sounded. Yep! That's him! My stalker from 10 years ago. Guess I have to move. FML
Today, my online ad was deleted for being in the wrong category. I'm looking for a good home for two old horses, so I'd put the ad in the category “Horses”. Maybe I should try again under “Lawn Mowers”? FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Looking for a best friend online isn't necessarily pathetic, but it is if you're looking for one on Craigslist. YDI.
Sargasm 4
What a coincidence, I put up my friendship for sale on Craigslist (mint condition!) and the ad was also removed instantly. You know what that means... WE'RE MEANT TO BE BESTIES!
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Comments (91)
epenthesis 0
Just FYI, if you do something you acknowledge is pathetic, asking for sympathy is just sad.
inkdot 8
haha! I bet you feel ashamed now!
XxPurplePandaxX 0
here's an idea: GET A LIFE.
ThaHero 0
You have the worst English I have ever seen.
ThaHero 0
Oops meant for this to be a reply not comment.... -_-
UnanomousGurl 0
ill b your friend (: i need one 2!
Bcfrmkc816 17
I will also and you to anonymous girl
foremostsucks1 0
honestly if u can't find a best friend the old fashioned way then ur probably a tool
nerdsgetmehot 23
#42 That's really not necessarily true. OP could just be shy.
foremostsucks1 0
I don't care if he is shy use a dating website then but cmon if u have to buy a friend are they truly a friend
mrssheldoncooper 0
Have you tried going to a coffee shop or somewhere and actually try talking to people? I know it sounds crazy, but I've seen it work.
quraishakrueger 4
youre pathetic. :/ get out of your house and socialise.
Hairnomore 7
Forever Alone
ayooitsgopi 0
Use facebook.