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Why can't this person be the molestor? They're looking for a friend on CraigsList, which means someone else would be looking for the same, wouldn't that mean they have personality similarities? Or they're just both slightly creepy?.. 34 - Is that a modified duck face? -__-

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Yes my heritage is part mallard and I unfortunately took two arrows to the knee.. My 'Angelina Jolie' lips have burdened me with trolls once again.

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Woah, I'm not trolling, I just click on every single profile I see, and in the 1.5seconds I spent on yours I came to the conclusion you have a *duck face* pose.

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Hehe you guys are arguing over his profile picture smile?! If you used all that anger on something good, you could invent a time machine. Get along :)

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Op I'll be your friend 34-- your lips look fine :) you're clearly not making slutty-girl-kissy-duck-lips

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Forever alone... Yes I know I will get 200 thumbs down, but I honestly don't care. So: every positive like this had I'll take a shot of tequila.

Come on. You can't be that bad. Try doing something heroic. Like.... Protecting a nerd that is getting picked on. Or..... Beat up a guy that is bothering a girl at the bar. Do something to get yourself noticed

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I'm not entirely sure I'd wanna be friends with someone who has krazy in their name.....BUT I'd be friends with someone that has 666 in the name. O.o

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How does this FML give us any indication of age? You, as well as the rest of us, have no idea how old OP is

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That's because this love story doesn't involve sparkling vampires. This love story in particular involves tons of flowers and a sprinkling of romance on the way. Nobody sucks necks in this love story. :D

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don't disgrace the name of vampires by calling the beings in twilight such. they are MEYERPIRES. vampires do not sparkle >:|

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