Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
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Glitterhinoceros
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Be my friend, OP :(
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Pelreskovich
| 11
I had a friend once.
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bruinsuT
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First
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LaurenMarie223
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Wtf?
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Be my friend, OP :(
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drawmesunshine
| 17
Yeah, you can be my friend too :D
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boydeee01
| 7
You can also find a very friendly "friend" on Craigslist too. You might have to pay though.
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Pelreskovich
| 11
I had a friend once.
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shanemaximo
| 7
That's a good way to get yourself molested.
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capper44
| 18
Damn i Could use a frnd too :)
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SoSickWithIt
| 14
Why can't this person be the molestor?
They're looking for a friend on CraigsList, which means someone else would be looking for the same, wouldn't that mean they have personality similarities? Or they're just both slightly creepy?..
34 - Is that a modified duck face? -__-
They're looking for a friend on CraigsList, which means someone else would be looking for the same, wouldn't that mean they have personality similarities? Or they're just both slightly creepy?..
34 - Is that a modified duck face? -__-
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
| 11
My cousin used to go on craigslist but stopped after a guy named the strokanator e mailed her..
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gojira666
| 7
3-ill definitely be your friend
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truegirl21
| 2
He has a point
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margie2194
| 12
Awee op you can be my friend too!! :D
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AlaskanEskimo34
| 0
53-don't be a creep
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bigtaytay
| 13
Can I be your friend glitterhinoceros?
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theaws0m3guy
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34- did you take an arrow to the knee?
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Pelreskovich
| 11
Yes my heritage is part mallard and I unfortunately took two arrows to the knee.. My 'Angelina Jolie' lips have burdened me with trolls once again.
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doogy15
| 11
Glitter will you be my friend?
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hellbilly205
| 17
Better then the people who go on there to look for pot smoking buddies...
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SoSickWithIt
| 14
Woah, I'm not trolling, I just click on every single profile I see, and in the 1.5seconds I spent on yours I came to the conclusion you have a *duck face* pose.
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xxCandyKissxx
| 1
Hehe you guys are arguing over his profile picture smile?! If you used all that anger on something good, you could invent a time machine. Get along :)
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Pelreskovich
| 11
I'm arguing? Hmph.. Interesting.
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xxCandyKissxx
| 1
Hehe xD
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SkateBoarding
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34 do u make good money?
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Gunner844
| 0
Ill be your friend. But just for a bit cause I have more important shit to do.
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mnmolino
| 14
Op I'll be your friend
34-- your lips look fine :) you're clearly not making slutty-girl-kissy-duck-lips
34-- your lips look fine :) you're clearly not making slutty-girl-kissy-duck-lips
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UnleashedKilla1
| 4
Forever alone... Yes I know I will get 200 thumbs down, but I honestly don't care. So: every positive like this had I'll take a shot of tequila.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
And that's how OP made many new friends. THE END
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kevsnev
| 7
Glitter looks like Chachi
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yowhatitis
| 7
"
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Ghostrhyder12
| 0
I know this guy who knows another guy who had a friend once.
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Emd0406
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Well did you?
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Da_Bauss435
| 8
if she did do you think she would post an fml?
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yummy_richkid
| 3
The OP should use rentafriend. :)
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muppetslover
| 11
Talk about being forever alone...
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buck33
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17 - you're an idiot.
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thiscrazything
| 1
There are hundreds of furry friends just waiting for your love in the pets category.
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Webslinger66
| 10
Come on. You can't be that bad. Try doing something heroic. Like.... Protecting a nerd that is getting picked on. Or..... Beat up a guy that is bothering a girl at the bar. Do something to get yourself noticed
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DrJesse
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5- You have the absolute best picture I have ever seen.
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4ugu4
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-5, doesn't that only happen in movies?
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TheNinjaBacon
| 8
Wat if he is that nerd tho?
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KrazieKleo
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:( don't worry! I'll be your friend but only friends nothing beyond that!!
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DV1980
| 6
Lol
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niznor99
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I'm not entirely sure I'd wanna be friends with someone who has krazy in their name.....BUT I'd be friends with someone that has 666 in the name. O.o
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LightningCactus
| 12
We don't want your kind around here! Damned satanists.
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niznor99
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Only on Wednesday's sir.
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Petunia888
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That's a scary place to look for someone to just be friends with. A booty call, yes...friends, eh, maybe not.
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DrMime
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I'm friends with a lot of really hot chicks on Facebook! None of them know me...
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WCARlover
| 34
That's a good way to get raped right there
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M0rt
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It's not rape if op asked for it
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WCARlover
| 34
OP asked for a friend, not rape
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shanemaximo
| 7
Just make sure any "friends" you find aren't driving white, unmarked vans.
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Gondile
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Nah, I'm pretty sure OP is too old for those types.
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WCARlover
| 34
How does this FML give us any indication of age? You, as well as the rest of us, have no idea how old OP is
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SoSickWithIt
| 14
He just knows shit? Or he could've looked up the ad.
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niznor99
| 6
I love you WCAR. Marry me.
Then I can tell our children how their mommy and daddy met on FML.
Then I can tell our children how their mommy and daddy met on FML.
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WCARlover
| 34
You look hot so I'm down. What a great love story.
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VasilisaUzhasnaj
| 29
Still a better love story than Twilight.
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niznor99
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That's because this love story doesn't involve sparkling vampires. This love story in particular involves tons of flowers and a sprinkling of romance on the way. Nobody sucks necks in this love story. :D
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SaMmIMonster96
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Unless she is into that..? You never know
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myoukei
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don't disgrace the name of vampires by calling the beings in twilight such. they are MEYERPIRES. vampires do not sparkle >:|
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niznor99
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What exactly is a meyerpire? I will disgrace anything that I feel like disgracing. o.O
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mpsteve137
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I'll be your friend!! :)
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leilaostara
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Well... were you successful?