Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Today, I put out a public ad for a dancing buddy. No pictures, just a brief description of what I was looking for. A guy answered and we started chatting. The more he revealed, the more familiar he sounded. Yep! That's him! My stalker from 10 years ago. Guess I have to move. FML
Today, my online ad was deleted for being in the wrong category. I'm looking for a good home for two old horses, so I'd put the ad in the category “Horses”. Maybe I should try again under “Lawn Mowers”? FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Looking for a best friend online isn't necessarily pathetic, but it is if you're looking for one on Craigslist. YDI.
Sargasm 4
What a coincidence, I put up my friendship for sale on Craigslist (mint condition!) and the ad was also removed instantly. You know what that means... WE'RE MEANT TO BE BESTIES!
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Comments (91)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#30 Actually, a lot of people do. Look at the "strictly platonic" section. It's chock-full of people looking for platonic friends.
nlr 9
one word 8 letters... P. A. T. H. E. T. I. C!!
lolitaababy 0
wait, you can put up naked pics for sex on craigslist but you can't put up an ad asking for a friend? wtf
Jessidur 0
if i knew u id be ur friend add me on Facebook my names Jessica Durchholz
nanulik08 0
It may sound desparate but I'm in need of a buddy as well.
Justine94_x 31
This may sound stupid, but can someone explain to me what Craig's List is?
chellymickey 0
seriously!?! I mean it's really not that hard to make friends... -take a class at a community center -join a gym -find ppl on Facebook -online dating sites? -go out with coworkers so many options....
ShttyKitty 1
It sounds like it would totally be a fake craigslist ad. I was thinking "It was supposed to be serious?". Then I saw you were from Texas and it all made sense.
Grungeisded 0
No, you didn't deserve it. It's not necessarily your fault that you have shitty social skills.
ChangMu 8
Anytime anyone says "I don't know what's worse," they always mean the second one is worse. It pisses me off.