Lifeless
United States
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
moonlight77
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
CrescentSelene
Edmonton, Canada
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
sadlife
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Many such cases
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
verasam01
United States
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
sunshine19217
United States
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
kimhinesvoinea
United States
Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
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alicia_was_here 3
hows that mean you dont have a life?
metalmusic 0
I do that.
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Comments (127)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Basically everyone does this. I think you belong on MLIA.
JesseJaymz 0
aw poor op, i bet u looked real hot tho!!
SpaceMannn 0
i sure hope that picture was sexy at least.
hifatpeople 0
jiust means she wants to look good for the picture since lots of people see her by that picture
tinybear93 0
it makes me made when people say they don't have a life, GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING!
marylovesyou8D 7
I don't get it...
YouHaveFailed 0
OP- lots of girls do that.. U dnt want to look hideous. thats completely normal. Dont get upset over something normal.. "Today, I brushed my teeth after my breakfast.. I need my teeth looking good. Thats how much of a life I have. FML" Big deal
TNB_xACiDiC 0
9 looks like a pitbul LOL
Richisme 0
depeds on where the hair. hear on head is like a hundred. hear on pelvic are is like a thousand. Mention STD prevention and it becomes 2 thousand
Z49 0
ydi for not noticing that wen u update ur status most ppl if any on ur freinds list don't care