Lifeless
United States
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
moonlight77
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
CrescentSelene
Edmonton, Canada
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
sadlife
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Many such cases
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
verasam01
United States
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
sunshine19217
United States
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
kimhinesvoinea
United States
Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
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alicia_was_here 3
hows that mean you dont have a life?
metalmusic 0
I do that.
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Comments (127)
sassy2dicks 0
wow what the hell is with all these rude comments y'all are so lame you hate on FML's ? FML's are personal stories people decide to share you like or dislike the storie not the person .wanna make fun of people go do it in reality or maybe why your doing on the Internet is cause your definatly not one to critisise you ugly ****(: ps.this FML isn't the best but still funny.
babycoolJ 0
hahahahahahaha, that's funny cause i've done the same thing and I have a great life.
NiknGbi 3
it's always nice to talk to sym1. hit me up on yahoo IM at nikngbi.
iEmily 0
I do that too, when it's been months since I changed it.
cporter125 0
*sigh* does anyone else actually care? YDI for having facebook
dyanil 0
The first 10 comments I've read were so dumb.The person who wrote this simply means that her life is meaningless since what she did is just so dumb and meaningless like the first few comments I've read.
amandip 0
lol WTF
amypr 20
You mean "MLIA."
reallymily 0
how is this bad?
Dizzygrl08 4
Don't feel bad OP, when I'm bored I do the exact same thing, make up and all =)
the4starr 3
I do that occasionally... although that's the only time my mum will let me wear any makeup >:P so i might as well make the most of it! but I feel like such a sad person now :'( thanks a lot. well, I do have a life still.....