Lifeless
United States
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
moonlight77
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
CrescentSelene
Edmonton, Canada
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
sadlife
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Many such cases
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
verasam01
United States
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
sunshine19217
United States
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
kimhinesvoinea
United States
Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
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alicia_was_here 3
hows that mean you dont have a life?
metalmusic 0
I do that.
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JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
And? Every girl who is going to take pictures for anysite like Facebook/Myspace even FML, will put makeup on and do her hair. I am definitely guilty of doing that. Even days i dont have anything planned I still put makeup on incase something comes up and i dont wanna look like crap in public. If that was the highlite of your day.. Im sorry but that is just laziness! Get out and do something, have like a Me day and go get your nails done and go shopping! Its really not that hard, and it will probably help since it seems you dont have the highest self esteem.
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
I live in Texas too OP :)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Judging by some of FML dps, a lot of girls have much more involved picture preparation routines. Apparently they include shopping for the most revealing top available that doesn't actually show nippleage. O.O No, mine doesn't count, as I was wearing a strapless dress and the photo was part of a practice shoot for my hubs. ;)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Very true. It's my impression that a lot of girls do the same thing OP does-- it's not an uncommon or pathetic thing to do.
madgirl102492 0
i feel for you becuase-well thats how i pass time sometimes
melonsmasherrr 0
don't worry. me to.
arehagen94 0
that's not really an FML.
moon21_fml 0
you facebook users are so lame
PplMakeMistakes 2
f*ck facebook... 8-)
skyttlz 32
so? I've done the same exact thing. I even put on lipstick and eyeliner and took it outside so the sun hit me and it looked good
abcpaula 0
idk how this is an fml..?