No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Kimberly
France
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Santiago, Chile
Not you
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Lifeless
United States
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
zuut
Australia
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML
lonely
United States
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
tbeemcgeebee
United States
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
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FFML_314 12
Instead, you came on FML.
theChupacabras 0
am I the only one who doesn't have a Facebook? and totally fine with that?
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Comments (122)
FFML_314 12
Instead, you came on FML.
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
thanks for that one tips
Amy_1995 0
you should kinda like my sister because your addicted to facebook but she has a life which I think you need.
urface132 0
now you can try and get 1
FFML_314 12
I'm baffled as to why #2 and #3 replied to comment #1. Your comment would have still been in the same order lol.
islandjew247 0
8, they're just a bit silly...they want to make sure they're seen, lol.
Anaxes 5
Well, in theory, if everyone simply replied to #1, then we wouldn't have people moping about people replying to #1 and everyone would be in order.
MykeLytorus 0
I'm baffled as to why anyone cares where people reply.
justsayfuck 5
My thoughts exactly.
FFML_314 12
I don't care where people reply, I just thought it was weird that they did that because it wouldn't have made a difference. :P
Thabb 0
You probably aren't convincing anyone.
nilrem_fml 0
#39 I wanna meet you you seem cool.
Thabb 0
Lol at 46 pic
guckylynn 19
I was thinking the same thing number one... OP just proved they absolutely do not have a life.
insanecuks19 0
lol yea
tygerarmy 35
Are there no outside of the house activities you like to do? Just go hang out in a park or mall. Or go on fb or your phone and start hitting people up to hang out.
pvthill 0
the bad thing bout it she has no friends on fb she jus stares waiting for a fr or something to happen like chip..... south park lol
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Stupid Facebook FMLs.. I deny every single one and they still get put on! D:
sprgirl 2
How can your life be fukced if you have "no life"?
SamAbolton 0
Why would you say that?
Altoreto 0
well u ended up on FML so u still don't have a life
jpest17 5
I don't have a life and I still don't go on face book.
Talez 0
lol 88 so true
AntonioDB 0
yea 84. this fml sucks! I said "how'd this get past the moderators" and they moderated my comment. I guess they can't take a little criticism. big babies!
cupcake147 0
unless OP was only playing games, I would say congratz for having enough friends that actually talk to you on facebook.
theChupacabras 0
am I the only one who doesn't have a Facebook? and totally fine with that?
sexybitch92 0
I had a Facebook.. but I deleted it but damn it was hard to work on the computer, I could of only understood the app on no Droid or on Facebook mobile lol. anyways op don't feel bad, go get some friends and make yourself a great life.
VeryNice329 0
nope...you & I are in the same boat! I thought I was the only one. lol.
sexybitch92 0
I meant on" my" Droid, stupid Droid.
jeremy418 0
wow you don't have a fb but you go on FML amazing
VeryNice329 0
Way to be a smart ass. Ya dink.
collegegirl87 0
I've never had a facebook either and it doesn't bother me!
pariah13 0
I could care less about facebook and all other sites like that. I agree with you.
Shaunisaloser 0
Obviously not if your on FML... v.v
judices 0
na I don't have one am I missing something?
aprylrain7 7
Nope I too am without a Facebook or any social networking site for that matter! Life goes on.
sweet_j_tbr 0
Go Out ... And don't come back without a life Ok ?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for using FB.
Freyr_fml 2
What #7 said.
MightyWalrus 0
Exactly
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Dammit, Freyr and MightyWalrus, if you agree with me, you're taking all the fun out of trolling! Where the hell are all the FB myrmidons? They're supposed to be screaming in its defense by now! "ZOMG, I LUVZ ME SOME FARMVILLE!!"
Hi_Itz_Me 0
Facebook isn't that bad but Farmville is a very stupid waste of time.
FreshSalad 1
ZOMG I LUVS ME SOME FARMVILLE!!
SquaresviL7e 0
**** YOU TROLLZ!! FB 4 LIFE!!! I do what I can to help.
beetman5 4
LUVZ*
Instablend 3
holy shit lol at 38 in combination with 27, so perfectly lulz inducing
stoner907 0
That's why you have no life.
Jimboom 12
You are on Facebook therefore it is assumed you don't have a life anyway. Get over it!
chasin_butterfli 0
So how did that work for you?
letsgododgers213 0
you're like my bro. he is on facebook every minute. it gets annoying. anyone has the same problem
_streets_ 19
umm commen sense.. go out and tlk to ppl face to face and get a life..
FFML_314 12
Maybe (s)he is mute. (S)he can wander around though. That sounds like fun.
nonamayne 0
omg ur so facsinating