Lifeless
United States
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
moonlight77
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
CrescentSelene
Edmonton, Canada
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
sadlife
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Many such cases
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
verasam01
United States
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
sunshine19217
United States
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
kimhinesvoinea
United States
Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
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alicia_was_here 3
hows that mean you dont have a life?
metalmusic 0
I do that.
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Comments (127)
leggichick 0
Jen
janinathegreat 0
Lol at #111
lol523 0
don't worry I do that too lol
TeenieAmerica 9
So? It's only natural to want to look good for a photo. Lots of people do that.
MeganCello 8
*looks at my FML pic* For that picture I put on a tad of mascara...that's it. I look like shit any way. XD Oh well.
tannarox 0
the part of your face we can see is gorgeous, don't worry :)
neelicious 4
Girl dont feel bad I too live n tx and have no life, and everybody i know puts on makeup 4 fb pix. U R NOT ALONE!!!
Monkeybutt1 0
I know tons of people who do that . Dint worry about it haha
smgboo 0
I've done that before, and I'm pretty sure I have a life.
keylinman 0
I know alot of girls who do that. My gf where's makeup all the time
brittaneejanex 0
that sounds like me, completely. :/