Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I left the house to DoorDash and remembered that I forgot to get gas last night. I had just enough gasoline to make it to Costco for better prices. It wasn’t until I pulled in that I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I have approximately two miles of gas left. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
I'm gonna go down on you And your gonna love it But then I'm gonna come back up And **** you crazy Lots of love, Gas prices xxxxx
gpd_deputy_1 6
Well, that's the United States for ya. I bet if you went back after writing this FML, you would find that the price increased once more. Or twice more. Who knows?
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Comments (130)
EwanSmith 2
should have been more cents-able....
Iniguez01 4
Wha wa waaaa
Enslaved 38
I know people that will drive all through town and out of their way to get the best gas price. In the long run, how much are you really saving? One or two bucks? Might cost you that just to drive to the station. Lol However, in the OP's situation, it may not be a one time thing since gas prices tend to go up and rarely come down.
Rachellw 0
What gas station lets you fill up without paying first?
EwanSmith 2
that's what happens in Britain
ShotgunMessiah 18
Until the first really big gas hike probably 8-10 years ago it wasn't uncommon at all. Then the price skyrocketed and everybody and their mother was driving off after paying, so all the gas stations changed so you had to pay first.
Zaffro 8
UK petrol prices are ridiculous so much so it's not worth driving long distances.
lulututu 4
I would think it wouldn't be worth driving short distances. You can walk a few blocks, you can't walk across the city.
drunkenmonkey04 2
If the price for a gallon gas is 3.20 in the US, the same amount of money needed in Denmark would be about 10 bucks, so quit yapping :D
Insight89 3
I was about to write the same. A gallon is almoast 4 litre so here in Norway 3 dollar would be very cheap.
dadof2 4
wow i know it hurts i mean on a 20 gallon tank your out a $2 ouch i guess no dinner for u
soccer4life20 9
HAHAHA :D made my day OP, made my day:) smh stupid people
SiriusBlack97 17
Funny, our gas prices just went down 15 cents
alsexychick 3
Well theres United States for you. Gas prices suck!!
Thefirstguy 0
Best FML ever lol