Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I left the house to DoorDash and remembered that I forgot to get gas last night. I had just enough gasoline to make it to Costco for better prices. It wasn’t until I pulled in that I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I have approximately two miles of gas left. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
I'm gonna go down on you And your gonna love it But then I'm gonna come back up And **** you crazy Lots of love, Gas prices xxxxx
gpd_deputy_1 6
Well, that's the United States for ya. I bet if you went back after writing this FML, you would find that the price increased once more. Or twice more. Who knows?
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Comments (130)
NDiesal10 2
Why are all the comments saying that it's not that much more being thumbs down? With a 15 gallon tank, you pay a whopping $1.65 more per tank. If you fill up once a week, that's a whole $85.80 per year more. Do the math, get a clue, and get over yourselves you ******* idiots.
All_Blacks 2
Damn economy these days!
nickeabaganisima 0
That's the economy for ya !
izok777 2
Ooooo eleven cents, i bet that REALLY put you back huh? Drama queen
kiraleann 16
Do you realise how quickly 11 cents adds up when you're putting 12+ gallons in the car?
KhronicSmoke 2
drama queen?? look at your ridiculous profile pic!
Yoshi_Fue 9
$3.50 for 25 gallons: $87.50 $3.61 for 25 gallons: $90.25 Don't insult things you don't understand...
RokNRoll11 9
Inflation much?
chungy92 5
Could be worse, you could be living in the uk and you would have to pay £1.33 per litre!
awesomeshay20 6
I remember when I thought $1.35 was a lot for gas. I was born in 90
FroHo 8
Sometimes, when I read stuff like this, that the citizens in the U.S. complains about high gas prizes, they should look at the prizes elsewhere in the world before opening their mouth. 10 - 12$ per gallon is not uncommon these days.
dtemple1110 6
Maybe you should learn how to spell PRICES before opening YOUR mouth.
raphanne_fml 33
English isn't his first language... But if you can say what he just said in another language without making a single mistake, go ahead and make fun of him!
419 0
Well there's our economy for you...
MrSaxMan 0
Go home again and come back. Then itll be down again