Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
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Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I left the house to DoorDash and remembered that I forgot to get gas last night. I had just enough gasoline to make it to Costco for better prices. It wasn’t until I pulled in that I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I have approximately two miles of gas left. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
I'm gonna go down on you And your gonna love it But then I'm gonna come back up And **** you crazy Lots of love, Gas prices xxxxx
gpd_deputy_1 6
Well, that's the United States for ya. I bet if you went back after writing this FML, you would find that the price increased once more. Or twice more. Who knows?
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Comments (130)
lysx84 24
This is why I check I have money BEFORE attempting to purchase anything.
christyxbee 15
Tch, whoopdeedoo.
bball234 6
no, whoopteedoodoo.
christyxbee 15
Especially if he's got an SUV or some other large vehicle that has a large or dual gas tank to fill. Times are hard, but we all have to make do with what we've got.
mishkaroni 15
That sucks...you've got to love those always rising gas prices.
christyxbee 15
Although I'm quote suprised he's complaining from Texas. I know prices are going up everywhere but I would have assumed the mid to mid west of the country would have been better off with their gas prices than they are over here on the west coast/bay area near San Fransisco. I just paid nearly $5.00 a gallon for REGULAR gasoline to fill my ford focus to get to school. It's absolutely absurd, but have heard from relatives that due to the lower cost of living in the mid west areas of the states the gas hasn't been too bad of a hit. Seems to be all relevant to where you live/go, however!
catharsis5 9
maybe if you leave and come back it would go down 22 cents?
raphanne_fml 33
And maybe Santa Claus will finally make my teddy bear talk this year!
MagicallyFat 12
Lol he already made my panda teddy talk woooo
g3rusz 6
It could be worse. You might want to read the Wikipedia article about hyperinflation.
aliadnan708 6
Agree with #12 but if it's a 1 time thing? I mean come on how much difference would 11 cents per gallon 2-3$
lulututu 4
Where i live in texas the lowest gas price is $3.20. And its been like that for a week or so.
lulututu 4
My mother speaks of a time not to long ago when gas was less than $2.00, but that has to be nonsense! I dont believe her.
badactor009 0
You are either very young and have a closed mind... or lazy, or an idiot, or some less than interesting blend of all. You might want to educate yourself on the changing value of money. Because of this, the price of things changes. You know, you can look things up on the net. I feel sorry for your Mom.
lulututu 4
It was a joke. Im not the one with the closed mind here.
thatmirandachick 7
Ohmygod, it was a ******' joke guys. Taking things so seriously on FML is stupid. I thought we knew that by now?
MrBobby_fml 7
1) this is the internet. abuse is the automatic response. 2) sarcasm is very hard to spot on typed words.
jePomme 0
This is why some lovely person up there put /sarc at the end so people knew it was sarcastic. Maybe you can use that next time or just simply add the word sarcasm in whole at the end.
NDiesal10 2
It was like $1.40 when I first started driving. That was in mid-2003. What are you, 7?
birdofparadise 16
I'm 20 and can remember when gas was 1.20. You are an idiot.
Bcfrmkc816 17
It really shouldn't even be that much here. It's just the rich know we need it and will get it