Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
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Fouisgras 0
What a d bag. He should be grateful. Good job.
kmapes 0
Congrats on losing all that weight! You definitely deserve better than that treatment though.
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Comments (395)
namelessfew 0
YDI for losing weight for someone else. If you're going to lose any weight, it should be for health. And I'm much more attracted to a size 18 than a 6 or 4. Gross.
echarperouge 0
Dude, 4-6 isn't unhealthy. I'm 135 and a size 6.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
if you care so much about health, why are you calling a size 4-6 (a size for a healthy weight) gross and a size 18 (means you are overweight and unhealthy) attractive? wrong.
emikinz 0
congrats :) but fyl. he's suuch a bag.
echarperouge 0
So you're thin, healthy, and got rid of a loser boyfriend! :)
Rosalind_fml 0
Well, you got rid of the loser, and you're now size 4. Time for someone better.
erklizzy 0
all that people are saying is that from 18 to 4 is a BIG difference and it might not be healthy to drop quite that much weight. if you did it healthfully, congrats!!!!
killjoy_fml 0
Hey. I'm so proud of you that you managed to lose all that weight. And you're better off without that douchebag. But I'm really hoping that it was done healthily, and that you went into the doctor's for a check up afterwards. Cause losing that much in a short period of time can be bad for your heart. And to people saying it's fake. I've seen it happen. And if you lost that much would you not be bragging that you were now a size '4', hence why her bf would know what size she is.
Nick402 0
Good for you, you're probably too good for him now.
uchihasasuke 0
i wear size 30.... in men's shorts xD
Equinox987 0
**** it, you can go find someone else. The guy was obviously a knobend :)
riseandshine_fml 0
this is an FML. you probably look amazing AND you found out that they guy you were dating is an asshole. congrats on the weightloss