Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
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Fouisgras 0
What a d bag. He should be grateful. Good job.
kmapes 0
Congrats on losing all that weight! You definitely deserve better than that treatment though.
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katiecat 0
good for you :)
allysonface 0
God, what an asshole. He was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you. If it had been me and my bf told me to lose wieght, i tell him to f*ck off and to not go out with me if he doesn't like the way I look.
Ianslilgoofball 0
Let's measure the pros and cons of this. Pros: You are now at a healthy weight. You probably feel more secure about your appearance. You can easily get a new boyfriend. Cons: Your douchebag boyfriend left you. Hm... :)
shit_happens101 0
with a guy like that, it's a good thing you're rid of him.
Skynet1121 0
don't listen to that complete asshole. you did the right thing.
dancingcutie1029 2
dont worry about it. now that your 14 sizes smaller, lotsa wonderful NICER men will be chasing after you. :D
imkindaawesome 0
omg... that's awful... he's a loser and you're waaay better than that so congrats and you'll get someone amazing!
ky_stone22 0
god, why'd you have to go and lose too much weight? can't you think about someone besides yourself and gain a few dozen pounds again after all that hard work? if its not clear, i'm jking. i don't know what the hell his problem was, but don't worry. you'll be able to find hotter guys than him now that you're healthy (and you'll be happier too :D). if you ask me, this is kind of a win. now that you're rid of your boyfriend, you can get guys that are hundreds of times better than him.
Sanrio90 8
YDI for losing weight for your boyfriend and not your health. FYL for dating the asshole. Good for you that you're now healthy and without the asshole.
pandaloop 0
what a dick, ey? great for you for getting healthy