Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
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Fouisgras 0
What a d bag. He should be grateful. Good job.
kmapes 0
Congrats on losing all that weight! You definitely deserve better than that treatment though.
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Comments (395)
sympatheticlstnr 0
Congrats! :) And you're better off without him - "overachiever"... Sounds like he has some insecurities of his own.
KennedyGotWings 0
awwwwh
passion4soccer 0
awhh dang what a toool. Well that's good for you thoughh.
biskitbukit 7
I CALL BULLSHIT. There is no way this would ever happen. Everybody, read it to yourself again slowly.
gavintlgold 0
I agree. He would have noticed her losing weight ... it's not like *plop* all the fat's gone, eww, you're too skinny...
HurriKaty 4
You are better off without him. He obviously has control issues.
JesykaArlene13 0
Congratulations! You are an inspiring person with a fulfilling life ahead of you! I wish you love, luck, and an awesome life ahead!
Darling_Cherry 5
Man that's awful! Congrats on the loss of so much weight...including your shitty ex. You're better off without him. :-)
h_banana_93 0
that's amazing! good for you!
pee_mail 0
Congrats on losing the weight! I know how hard it is break unhealthy habits. Your ex is a wanker, if he doesn't love you for the way you are then he aint worth it. Who the hell does he think he is to request a certain size from you?
Starsmydog 0
Your ******* retarded you should have broke up with him. you should only diet for yourself, not to impress any one else other wise that shit is going to come back ten times faster.