Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
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Fouisgras 0
What a d bag. He should be grateful. Good job.
kmapes 0
Congrats on losing all that weight! You definitely deserve better than that treatment though.
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tutupr 0
what a jerk!! f him and go out and enjoy ur new hot bod
jz4 0
who would put you deserved it for this one
yaktazuki 0
He's probably cheating on you anyways cause you were a fatty so this is a good thing
fulltimepinklady 0
Okay, first of all, you don't deserve him (which you probably realize now) even if you were still a size 18. You deserve to be liked no matter what size, and if that is a determining factor in a relationship, it's not gonna be able to last. But then I understand we are all human and outward apperance is a factor in finding someone attarctive (at least initially). I just hope whatever you did-lose weight and anything you changed about you-you did it for you, and are happier for it, cuz if you're not, you might as well be who you were before and get wherever you want to be for the right reasons-YOU!
wolfy_fml 5
You mean, 'He doesn't deserve you...' Saying it the other way around makes it out that he is somehow better than she is. >3
aquarius6 0
now that your skinny get a better guy!
cecilia_weasley 0
Girl, you need to tell everyone you broke up with him because of his small penis. And I hope you lost the weight in a healthy way! His life is ****** up, not yours. He's obviously the controlling, abusive type, and you do not need that in your life.
pioggia_fml 0
Congrats on all the weight loss! Because really, a 18 to a 4? That's serious (I'm an 11 trying to get down there - WHAT IS YOUR SECRET? ahaha). Anyway, screw him for breaking up with you. :| Now that you're thin and beautiful, you can comb the town for a real man, who will appreciate your newfound sexiness. Because seriously. What a douche.
khatuba 0
you do sound insecure. what are you, size 12?
PhysOptGuy 0
just go score some other guy with your skinny ass!!
Jsgirl 0
good thing you are rid of such a jackass!