Miscellaneous: Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator....

By hypebeast - 28/01/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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By Depirama - 28/02/2014 21:26 - France - Bron

Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML

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By you fuckhobbit - 23/12/2012 22:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 22:10 - United States - Chandler

Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 06:44

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

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Discord mods

By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 07:00 - Brunei Darussalam - Muara

Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was banned by 3 cross stitch designers, all because I stood up to bullying. FML

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By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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Framed

By Anonymous - 02/05/2024 16:00 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML

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By not paid enough - 01/06/2014 21:03 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got written up for asking my coworker a question that I should have asked my boss to ask my coworker. Yay bureaucracy. FML

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Do not pass Go

By Imnotfromhere - 27/01/2022 08:01

Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 0:24

Hahahaha you broke the first rule of power: never ask for power!

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Saturday 14 February 2009 8:32

Yeah... and? That is exactly what happens. Asking if you can be a moderator is basically spam.

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whoeffincares 0

Friday 9 October 2009 7:53

WTF? Never ask to be a moderator. That's a general rule. How thick can you get. YTDI

childofadelphia 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 15:57

Oh, boohoo. Grow up and quit whining.

tb15 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:02

Do moderators get paid or is it Just for fun?

geovanni 9

Wednesday 22 September 2010 15:38

just for fun

HamsteronA 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:54

it's cool you got the upgrade, but demoting the other dude? an apology should suffice.

7myname7 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 2:55

I know like omg piss off

chamd 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:16

coripyions is that you?!?

danyfuckinheatle 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 6:45

**** YOUR GAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! DYKE **** FACE!!!

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:02

retard

moi101 0

Friday 23 July 2010 7:21

dude WTF

noseasmamon 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 1:52

:o mexanese...

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Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

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Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML

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Today, a classmate wished me a “Happy Cinco De Mayo” and bought me a Mexican sombrero to wear, and little paper Mexican flags to wave around. I’m Venezuelan. FML

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Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML

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Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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