By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
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m0tl3ycru3 0

The OP deserves it for tossing their cat up in the air. There's no way that could possibly end well

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boofgall 16

I hardly think they deserve it, op was startled, and it's the bodies reaction to jolt when startled.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Op HELD it up. The tossing was inevitable.

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aceman1992 9

at least op can say they got pussy flying at them.

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LegitMaddie 0

Lmao u have a sick sick mind

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thefaced 0

Lmfao that's the type of humor we need around here!

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koolkat27 13

anytime theres a cat fml theres always that one perv who uses this as an excuse to make pussy jokes. smh

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cruxx 0

Poor OP. I'm glad I can say I've never had a face full of.. Nevermind

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SpruceDread4578 13

91- and...what's wrong with that?

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yrkamurka 4

Woah woah, pussy is another word for cat. And IM the perv?

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iAmPaul 49

I hate when that happens OP. Especially with kittens.

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bitchslapped22 14

Does it happen with people too or something?

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iAmPaul 49

Cats, as opposed to lighter, much more agile and easier to scare kittens. There IS a difference.

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evilplatypus 38

And kittens generally have sharper, needle-like claws. A full-grown cat's claws will usually be a bit more blunted.

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YayorNay 8

When you thought cats couldn't get worse. Air cat raids is no joke.

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markrs 0

Why do people throw their cats...if I was scared I'd hold on tighter....

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MaryJane232323 9

I hate when I suddenly throw my cat up in the air.

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