Miscellaneous: Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman... - FML

By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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By Nucleus - 08/10/2015 13:48 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

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Reign of terror

By scared shitless - 14/07/2022 04:00

Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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Follow the lifescript

By SingleFatUglyL - 16/01/2023 18:00

Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML

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By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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Spooked

By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML

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legitkitty 11

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:12

Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!

dressedskeleton 10

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:25

Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!

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FlyinTurtle 7

Friday 10 August 2012 1:55

That post gave me cancer

Spillif 4

Friday 10 August 2012 2:05

hope it wasn't" it's to die for"

preciousT99 4

Friday 10 August 2012 2:06

It's so stupid how people can be about a stupid movie!

chashem 17

Friday 10 August 2012 2:11

What?! That's your fault 100% batman is great. Die!!!!

chellytiger 12

Friday 10 August 2012 2:13

I just wanna point out that very arguing about this has no life. If you have time to worry about a dumb Batman movie then you have time to get a job, move out your parents house, and find a girlfriend. Just saying.

godfathermock 19

Friday 10 August 2012 2:19

One does not simple hate Batman.

Tiva32 1

Friday 10 August 2012 2:19

That movie did suck!

hobojo69 23

Friday 10 August 2012 2:33

Ill probably get a lot of negitive vote but... I never seen any of the dark knight movies

greendpop 3

Friday 10 August 2012 2:37

How could you

zuzupetalsYO 11

Friday 10 August 2012 3:20

I agree it did suck compared to the others. It was entertaining though, to make fun of. :)

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