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By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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By Nucleus - 08/10/2015 13:48 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

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By scared shitless - 14/07/2022 04:00

Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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Follow the lifescript

By SingleFatUglyL - 16/01/2023 18:00

Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML

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By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML

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legitkitty 11

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:12

Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!

dressedskeleton 10

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:25

Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!

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haniam16 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 20:54

Credics who hated the batman movie actually recieved death threats from fans. Watch your back.

vikequeen72 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 20:58

Agreed. It sucked

babalooisbabaloo 5

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:00

Ydi.

Quikraptor 8

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:10

The movie was far from bad. You're entitled to an opinion, but you know what they say. "Opinions are like rear ends. Everyone's got one." And yours stinks. YDI, fans are crazy over the movie.

musikid 1

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:33

I might understand "not liking it much", but hating it just seems ridiculous... Although being broken up with over it also seems ridiculous... Bad mojo, for sure...

asherm 15

Thursday 9 August 2012 22:03

You can't have your own opinion, what were you thinking??!!

doumtabarnack 12

Thursday 9 August 2012 22:15

You're an idiot

Crem 1

Thursday 9 August 2012 22:18

How could u possibly hate that movie it was amazing

khaya 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 22:27

Your girlfriend is awesome.

snowman6 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 22:40

Bullshit.

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